Ahhh, Auto Insurance

Here's an e-mail I found in my inbox this morning from my model-driver husband.  Some details may or may not have been modified by the author of this blog. 

Subject Line:  "Let's review your shameful past, shall we?"

Dear Hester Prynne:


I'm filling out some info for our car insurance. They need to hear about your indiscretions.
Do you remember when you got those *** tickets?